Top 25 Humor Funny Quotes

Many memes are simply someone telling a joke they like, or expressing their sense of humor; Funny quotes on images or just simple text on a colored background.

A meme is like a single frame cartoon from the funny papers. You look at it, you see the image, you read the sentence or so of text, and you recognize it and laugh. If you don’t like political jokes, don’t read the cartoon section of a financial newspaper. If you like animal cartoons, check out the funny pages in an animal magazine.

But memes are a lot more flexible and varied than comic strips and single frame cartoon strips. They can be an image and text, an image alone, or text alone.

Whatever format they take, they are quickly and easily digestible. If you can’t see or understand the point of it within a second of seeing the meme, then it’s probably failing. Memes rely heavily on the factor of ‘recognition’. Of people already being ‘in’ on the joke before they see it. Memes are popular culture, like emoticons.

After all — there’s no point sending a smiley face or a m’eh, if the person receiving it doesn’t understand it. And there’s something rather sad about looking up an emoticon online to find out what someone just sent you…

Here is a collection of great humorous quotes and sayings and jokes on images (memes) we found online. Some of my personal favorites are number 19 ‘did you know you can’t breathe fast and stick your tongue out at the same time…’ (try it!). Another is number 22 ‘ I don’t mean to brag…’ and number 12 ‘complete these words, then check the answers…’

We all like a good laugh, the collection on this page is guaranteed to make you smile, at least…

Humor Funny Quotes On Images

 

Top 25 humor funny quotes
Top Humor Funny Quotes

1. I’m sorry, what language are you speaking?

Because it sounds and smells like bull. And you can quote me on that!

 

Top 25 humor funny quotes
Top 25 humor funny quotes

2. Everything is funny, so long as it is happening to someone else!

The quote from Will Rogers is spot on!

 

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Short Funny Quotes

3. In a nutshell, yes, you are!

Am I the only one who calculates how much sleep I can get before going to bed?.

 

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Funny Quotes with Pictures

4. Do you have a bathroom?

Reminds me of that movie’Borat’ when he goes to the bathroom and returns to the dinner table with a little plastic bag and asks where he should get rid of it….

 

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Funny Quotes and Sayings

5. I’m not a beautiful Monkey! I’m a gorilla…

But I guess it depends upon your ‘ape-titude’….

 

Top 25 humor funny quotes
Top 25 humor funny quotes

6. Sometimes I have to tell myself…

…it’s just not worth the jail time.

 

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Funny Quotes with images

7. When life gives you lemons…

…construct a crude electrochemical battery — then create a digital image of it and post it as a meme.

 

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Funny Quotes on Images

8. Don’t, whatever you do, look at the massive spider on your shoulder…

Same trick, but meme-ed.

 

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Funny Quotes about Alcohol

9. Not to brag, but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions!

Me neither. I made a really bad decision to drink alcohol for breakfast this morning and I’m about to decide to drink some more, and it’s only 11am. (Although, admittedly, I am drunk now (but wasn’t before breakfast)

^^JOKE^^ I’m not drunk at all. I’m a meth addict.

 

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Funny Quotes about IT Professionals

10. IT Professionals…

No sleep until death…

 

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Funny Quotes about People

11. Did you ever…!

…meet someone for the first time and want to buy them a toaster for their bathtub? Or maybe a shark?

 

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Funny Quotes about words and reading

12. How fast can YOU guess these words?

Careful now — you may find you have a dirtier mind than you realised.

Do NOT show this to your mom!

 

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Funny Quotes about life

13. Nailed-it!

Funny joke. A little tasteless, of course, but many of the best jokes are.

 

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Funny Quotes about Love

14. Dear Heart…

…please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood, that’s it.

Dear penis…

 

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Funny Quotes about Husbands and Wives

15. Husband and wife joke…

But let’s be honest, no husband ever said that to his wife and got into the same bed in the evening…

 

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Funny Quotes about Sleep

16. When people ask ‘are you sleeping’…

No, I’m training to be in a dark room.

 

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Funny Quotes about Eating

17. If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

…and why is there a name for eating at midnight? We all eat dinner at dinner time, right? So what the hell are we supposed to do at Midnight Snack time?

 

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Funny Quotes about people

18. Nice use of space here…

Because of it’s size, you read the first bit and think it’s just a bland statement, then you tile down and find the punchline.

 

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Humor Funny Quotes about dogs

19. Also, only people with sexual prowess can rub their tummy and pat their heads at the same time!

Feeling like someone’s pet dog yet?

 

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Humor Funny Quotes about Nike

20. You can do it! (Or maybe you can’t)

That feeling, when you’re wearing Nikes and you can’t do it — and you phone your solicitor…

 

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Funny Quotes on Images

21. Shhh. I’m hiding from negative people!

But you realise they will find you where ever you hide, don’t you?

 

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Humor Funny Quotes about diets

22. I don’t mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet…

…in 3 hours and 12 minutes. At which point I ate 23 Big Macs and a litre of coke. Nailed it!

 

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Humor Funny Quotes about Love

23. Love is like a fart!

Apparently. Not sure it’s a comparison I’d make. Unless everything is like a fart.

 

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Funny Quotes about Life in General

24. What do people do with all the extra time they save…

…by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’? .

 

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Funny Quotes about Life

25. Nailed-it!

If you can’t convince them, confuse them: I think Donald Trump knows this one.