Croaks
We all know that programmers are really just gamers who didn’t make it to pro level, right? Here’s another in our endless series of Funny Programming Memes — because, even though this is a games website, we know where your heart is. Wink!
20 Funny Programming Memes
1. Reasons why I’m single…
…I am a programmer…
2. Here’s how a programmer wrote a ‘sticky’ for the kitchen fridge…
…public string…
3. Programmer mindset: I knew exactly what to do…
…but in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do…
4. I don’t understand your code: What are these lines for?…
…I have no idea. But it doesn’t work without them.
5. Yes. I am a programmer…
…No. I won’t fix your computer.
6. And just like that: POOF!…
…Weekend gone! (We’ve all been there!)
7. New Coder asking a question on Stackoverflow…
…lesson 1: defensiveness.
8. Error on line #144…
…But this file ends on line #52
9. I see variables…
…uninitialized.
10. Users can’t log in?…
…IT Dept: Works fine over here.
11. My Reaction when someone asks how my computer science degree is going…
…under fire… barely living…
12. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?…
…NONE. That’s a hardware problem.
13. Most used language in programming?…
…Profanity!
14. I changed all my passwords to ‘incorrect’…
…So, whenever I forget, it will tell me ‘your password is incorrect’
15. So, you are telling me that I have to write code…
…to check if the code I wrote earlier was correct
16. And then I told my students…
…to learn a new programming language just for my lecture
17. Your ego thought too highly of your memory…
…and now both are suffereing
18. He thinks html is a programming language…
…HACKER!
19. IT COMPILES…
…SHIP IT
20. When you commit your changes to a branch…
…But forgot to pull before you started working… d’oh!
21. Ask a programmer to review 10 lines of code…
…and he’ll find 10 issues. Ask the same programmer to review 500 lines of code and he’ll say: ‘it looks good!’
22. You can’t programming…
…if you don’t have computer
23. When you fix the problem in the coding…
…But you have no clue how you did it
24. My code doesn’t work…
…let’s change nothing and run it again
25. How to code with no bugs…
…Is that Pacman?
26. I are programmer (cute cat meme)…
…I make computer go beep
27. The problem with git jokes is…
…everyone has their own version!
28. Fix your mom’s computer once…
…then all future problems are your fault
29. Me, when I have finished coding a program…
…awards ceremony speech follows…
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