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20 Best John Wick Memes
1. Excuse me Mr Wick your dog has left the plane…
…dead air hostess now. With a pencil.
2. Dog: Nuts to this guy…
…I’m not ending up like the first one!
3. John Wick to his dog: “I love you so much I would kill hundreds of people…”
.”..and take down multiple criminal organizations for you”
4. When you hear about someone stealing a puppy…
…John Wick preparing for puppy saving.
5. When someone tells my dog to shut up…
…I go nutzoid!
6. Keanu Reeves hasn’t aged…
…he just grew a beard!
7. Avengers 4: Revenge of the Wick…
…Lookout!
8. If John Wick was a singer…
…he would win 3 Grammy awards just by releasing his demo
9. Love does not conquer all…
…but John Wick does
10. First they killed my dog, then they burnt my home…
…then they tool away my hotel privileges!
11. Someone stole this dog’s wheelchair…
…John Wick triggered!
12. This guy: Immune to bad dialogue…
…and acting.
13. Florida man kills 77 over dog…
…with a pencil.
14. Someone brought home the wrong paper towels…
…John Wick triggered!
15. John Wick — do you think it’s a good idea to kill his dog?…
…Check out his resume!
16. See John Wick beat Thanos!…
…”Anyone seen my dog?”
17. John Wick lookalike…
…NOT
18. The look on Keanu Reeves’ face…
…makes you wonder what happened
19. So, you’re telling me I can dodge lawsuits?…
…No Neo. I’m telling you that when the time comes you won’t have to.
20. In a room with 100 criminals…
…these two will compete to see who kills the most.
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