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20 Funniest Programming Memes
1. If you could stop estimating time on things you know nothing about…
…that’d be great.
2. Oh, so you’re a ‘wordpress’ developer?…
…Tell me more about the third party plugins you use…
3. Error on line number 144?…
…but this file ends at line number 52…
4, Obi Wan: Fortran?…
…Now that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time
5. Got a new error…
…That’s progress!
6. One does not simply estimate how long something will take to program…
…programming has consequences.
7. Rihanna, diamonds don’t shine…
…it’s ‘Refract Light’ like a diamond. Not ‘shine’…
8. Chuck Norris: I don’t use debuggers…
…I stare it down until the code confesses.
9. Should I remove this code?…
…or just comment it out until management changes their mind….
10. No sorcery of any kind…
…If you were a programmer, you’d know how simple it is to add such a feature
11. We’ll ask for estimates, and then treat them as deadlines…
…haha!
12. Welcome to programming world…
…leave your shoes at the door.
13. One does not simply say ‘well, it worked on my machine’…
…working on your machine has consequences.
14. Let’s remove C++ and give them Java…
…haha!
15. What if I told you…
…Just because I can use a computer, it doesn’t mean I understand everything about every piece of tech in the house.
16. Computer programmer: what my friends think I do…
…and what I actually do.
17. Please wait while the wizard installs the software…
…you shall not pass!
18. Coding drunk: thinking outside the bottle…
…Make programming fun again
19. Oh, you’re going to bed?…
…I think I’ll stay up a bit longer
20. Why did the programmer quit his job?…
…because he didn’t get arrays!
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