Croaks
20 Hilarious Programming Memes
1. Be a back end programmer, they said…
…it will be fun, they said.
2. Real life?…
…I’ve never heard of that server!
3. I love programming…
…(edits MySpace layouts)
4. Debugging…
…I don’t know where you are, I don’t know how you work, but I will find you, and I will fix you!
5. Female programmer: what my friends think I do…
…vs what I actually do
6. Being a programmer…
…logic!
7. Spends 10,000 hours programming computers…
…becomes the richest man in the world.
8. It’s an older code, sir…
…but it checks out.
9. Figures out on his own how to fix the problem…
…posts his solution in case anyone else with the same problem comes across the thread.
10. One does not simply understand Java…
…Java has consequences.
11. Am I the only one around here who doesn’t understand…
…programming jokes?
12. 3 Database admins walk into a NOSQL bar…
…a little while later they walked out because they couldn’t find a table
13. Can’t tell if stuck in infinite loop…
…or just extremely slow
14. Changes code: Gets new error…
…success baby!
15. Welcome to the C Programming language…
…where objects don’t exist and structure makes no sense.
16. My attitude isn’t bad, it’s in Beta!…
…version 1.01
17. Worked fine in dev…
…Ops problem now!
18. We’ll ask for estimates, then treat them as deadlines…
…Ouch!
19. And just like that everything on my network…
…was showing up again
20. Trying to fix a bug in production (train meme)…
…train crash meme.
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