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30 Hilarious John Wick Memes
1. John wasn’t exactly the boogeyman…
…He was the one that you sent to kill the boogeyman.
2. Time waits for no man…
…Unless that man is John Wick.
3. This is for Goldie…
…you kill my goldfish: I kill all your family.
4. Tell them. Tell them all. Whoever comes. Whoever it is…
…I’ll kill them. I’ll kill them all.
5. People don’t change…
…Times do.
6. On a scale of 1 to John Wick…
…How much do you love your dog?
7. Only one pencil is tough enough for John Wick…
…The Dixon Ticonderoga 2/HB
8. One does not simply cross John Wick…
…there are consequences.
9. Mess with me? I will fight back…
…Mess with my dog? They will never find your body.
10. John wasn’t the boogeyman…
…He was the one you sent to kill the boogeyman.
11. That nobody is John Wick…
…John Wick isn’t a nobody, he makes bodies. Dead bodies.
12. I once saw him kill three men in a bar with a pencil…
…the pencil is mightier than the sword.
13. In a world full of Jason Bournes…
…be John Wick
14. I heard you struck my son. May I ask why?…
…Because he stole John Wick’s car, sir, and uh, killed his dog.
Oh…
15. If you have been brutally broken but still have the courage…
…to be gentle to other living beings. then you’re a badass with a heart of an angel.
16. Focus. Determination…
…And Will
17. You want a war?…
…Or do you just want to give me a gun?
18. Death once had a near-Wick experience…
…John Wick the reaper.
19. Dancing with the Tsars…
…John Wick Rush-in with a gun.
20. John Wick starter pack…
…John Wick costume guide.
21. A guy with a gun walks into a bar …
…free shots for everyone.
22. Acting…
…you’re doing it wrong.
23. Everyone has their favorite weapon…
…John Wick has a pencil.
24. Imagine accidentally hurting this guy’s dog…
…while trying to kidnap this guy’s daughter
25. The advancement of age, from everyone loving you…
…to John Wick.
26. When you are eating in the Continental hotel…
…and John Wick came in with a pistol in his hand.
27. Cat: you killed John Wick’s dog?…
…Cat: Good!
28. If I was him…
…I’d wear a t-shirt, track bottom and sports shoes instead.
29. People keep asking me if I’m going to be annoyed…
…at the gym this month. I hadn’t had an answer until today. So, yeah, I’m going to be annoyed…
30. I want to show you my weapons room…
…Get tickets!
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